Were you in Girl Scouts?
You tie my heart in knots.
was following this one, and this made me smile-vp)
My name is Joshua Blankenship. I like brevity and hitting on my wife. You can follow along on Tumblr or RSS if you're into that sort of thing. There's also a @haikupickup Twitter account. This is not a haiku.
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