Haiku Pickup Lines

Tickets to the gun
show? I’ll sell you a seat, but
you’ll just need the edge.

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My name is Joshua Blankenship. I like brevity and hitting on my wife. You can follow along on Tumblr or RSS if you're into that sort of thing. There's also a @haikupickup Twitter account. This is not a haiku.

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