Haiku Pickup Lines

My fellow Whole Foods
connoisseur, how your lack of
hairy legs intrigues.

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My name is Joshua Blankenship. I like brevity and hitting on my wife. You can follow along on Tumblr or RSS if you're into that sort of thing. There's also a @haikupickup Twitter account. This is not a haiku.

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