Haiku Pickup Lines

Your buns, my grill, we’ll
make a patriotic meal.
Please pass the relish.

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My name is Joshua Blankenship. I like brevity and hitting on my wife. You can follow along on Tumblr or RSS if you're into that sort of thing. There's also a @haikupickup Twitter account. This is not a haiku.

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